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Tuna, Spinach and Potato Salad

So, I am sheepishly adding this distinctly non-vegetarian recipe to the blog because it genuinely is so tasty and is one of the first meals I ever invented. Generally I don’t eat much fish but sometimes I just can’t resist. Steak? Don’t get the big fuss over it at all. Chicken? Way too paranoid about food poisoning to ever truly enjoy it. Pork? My history teacher once told me that this is what human flesh tastes like so….no. Bacon? Oh okay, you got me there. Like a big fat walking cliche, bacon is a temptation that is truly a struggle to resist. But there is just something about fish, it makes me feel healthy. Even if my so-called healthy dinners are followed by ice cream or, er, an entire week’s worth of advent calendar chocolate.

Am I the only one who just isn’t very good at the whole Christmas thing? I am keeping up the festive charade for the sake of Ivy, bless her greedy present-obsessed little heart, but if it were up to me I would gladly trade Christmas for an entire year of summertime instead. Yesterday I decided to buy an expensive Christmas candle off Amazon in an attempt to feel less Scrooge-like but I accidentally ordered it to our old house address in totally different city and by the time I emailed the seller to change the address they had already dispatched it, so the new tenants are going to be receiving a nice little Christmas gift from old Scrooge over here. That certainly didn’t help my Christmas cheer!

But I AM good at buying presents. Well, I am shit at buying presents for friends and family (not as bad as my boyfriend who, 2 years ago, kindly bought me an M&M dispenser and a book by someone he knows I hate) but when it comes to kids toys, I am in the zone. Where I lack in genuine festive spirit, I make up for in genuine materialistic consumerism. And I am definitely not alone there, right?!

Luckily, it seems that Ivy is more of a festive soul than myself – as evidenced by the fact that she spotted these in Tesco a few days ago and has pretty much refused to take them off since. Look how CASUAL she is about it, like this has been her life’s calling all along:

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So seeing her young and innocent enthusiasm for the holiday as made me a little more determined to muster up some myself this year. This weekend will be spent Christmas tree decorating, mince pie making, watching A Muppets Christmas Carol (the superior Christmas film, I can no longer watch Home Alone without thinking about that tragic bee sting scene in My Girl…URGH see how bad I am at this?!) and going to a kids Christmas disco on Sunday, which also happens to be her daddy’s birthday. Maybe I’ll get him drunk and convince him to sit on Santa’s lap and request a present. Nothing could get me in the holiday mood more than seeing that. 

This salad is a great lunch or a good side dish to a homemade pizza or something. Does Pizza Express exist in the US? If not, I am sure any fairly creamy salad dressing would taste just as good.

Tuna, spinach and potato salad (serves 4)

185g tin of tuna in spring water, drained and separated with a fork

1/2 red pepper and 1/2 orange pepper, chopped

50g green beans

6-8 new potatoes, sliced

200g bag baby leaf spinach, washed

Pizza Express light olive oil dressing

Bring pan of water to boil and add new potatoes and green beans, simmer until tender. Place the spinach in a salad bowl, mix in the peppers and tuna, then add the potatoes and green beans on top. Drizzle with salad dressing and serve as a side to dinner or a slice of warm ciabatta bread for lunch.

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So, terrible meal for a true vegetarian, delicious meal for the rest of us flakes.

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Lentil Dal with Cucumber and Mint Raita

So, I learnt a new lesson this week. Dal doesn’t photograph very well. After an entire weekend in London of Ivy-free vodka and beer binging I was too impatient to to spend longer than approximately 5 seconds trying to take a flattering picture of my first proper meal in 3 days. Hangover hunger is scarily powerful. Evidently Ivy had a similar weekend because she wouldn’t even give me 5 seconds before inhaling her own dish.

I am in turmoil here guys. What is better, to post a recipe without photographic evidence at all or to post a picture that could potentially put you off eating dal EVER AGAIN? It kind of looks like baked beans…I really really really dislike baked beans. At best, you will just gently chuckle at my complete lack of photography skills. I actually enrolled in a photography course once, but never went back after the first session as I couldn’t face the judgemental glares after rocking up to the first session without a god damn camera. Fuckin’ pretentious hippies. I’m not bitter at all. Well, I’m sure if my sixteen year old self knew that I would be regularly taking photos of food to show off to people on the internet,I may have either thought twice about quitting or changed my entire life plan.

Anyway, here is the recipe. I definitely recommend making the raita alongside it as they taste delicious together and it is particularly good for anyone with a kiddo that isn’t too keen on spice. So please try it, it really is delicious, plus very cheap and easy to make. If it really is as gross as it photographs, then maybe I will eat nothing but baked beans for an entire week as some kind of macabre punishment.

Lentil Dal (serves 4)

200g yellow lentils

1 medium onion, diced

1 large garlic clove, minced

1cm ginger, finely chopped

1 tablespoon mild curry powder

1 teaspoon tumeric

1 teaspoon cumin

350ml vegetable stock

For the raita:

200g natural yoghurt

1 bunch of mint leaves, finely chopped

1/2 cucumber, grated

1/2 teaspoon cumin

Heat butter or groundnut oil in a large pan and add onion, frying for 4-5 minutes until browning. Add garlic and ginger and fry for a further 1 minute, then adding all the spices for another minute. Add the lentils and stock, stir, cover and simmer for at least 40 minutes until the lentils are very soft. Add water if necessary. For the raita, place the grated cucumber in a sheet of paper towel and squeeze out the excess water. Mix together all the ingredients in a bowl. Serve the dal and raita with wholemeal chapattis or a small serving of rice.

Ok, you ready?

Please just…

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I KNOW, I KNOW.

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Lentil Lasagne

I just wrote a very long and detailed entry about all that we have been upto over this month, and then accidentally pressed the backspace and the entire thing was wiped out. I literally said ‘NOOOOOO’ in the most film-ish way. Why is it so easy to delete a new post? Can’t you be more like hotmail and ask me if I’m sure that I want to leave the page? I can’t believe I am wanting anything to be more like crappy hotmail, but there you go.

So because I simply do not have the will to type out everything again, here are the keywords from the post: last minute camping trip, late nights, unpacking, toddler tantrums and huge argument with psychotic neighbour. Maybe I should just write all my entries like this, to save myself any future backspace accidents. I fear I may break my laptop in some kind of hasty vengeance next time.

I am going to be frank; I really hate making lasagne. There is too much chopping, frying, baking and subsequently washing up for my liking, but because it tastes so good every couple of months I finally stop being so lame and make one. This is the first time I used lentils in one and my boyfriend was very hesitant, but the entire dish was completely annihilated and he said he would have happily eaten double the amount which is probably a good sign. I used merchant gourmet puy lentils but to be honest, it seemed like a shame to add them to a sauce when they already taste to delicious on their own, so next time I would probably just use regular canned lentils. You could use dried too, but only if you have more patience than I do because cooking dried lentils takes waaaaaayyy longer than my brain will allow me to wait.

Lentil Lasagne (serves 3-4)

250g puy lentils

1 tin chopped tomatoes

1 tablespoon tomato puree

100ml red wine (optional – depending on how comfortable you are with putting alcohol in your child’s food. I personally am borderline TOO-relaxed)

1 red onion, finely chopped

1-2 cloves garlic, minced

1 celery stick, finely chopped

1-2 carrots, diced

1/2 red pepper, diced

1 bay leaf

Approx. six lasagne sheets, soaked in warm water

1 teaspoon sugar

Pepper, to taste

Grated cheese (I use a mix of cheddar and mozzarella)

For the white sauce:

25g butter

25 flour

300ml milk

A handful of grated cheese (optional)

Preheat oven to 200c. Heat olive oil in a pan and add onion, gently fry for 2 or 3 minutes. Add garlic, pepper, celery and carrots and cook gently for a further ten minutes. Add the red wine if using and turn up to a high heat for a few minutes, then add tomato paste, chopped tomatoes, bay leaf, sugar, lentils and black pepper and turn down to a simmer for 15-20 minutes.

Meanwhile, to make the sauce, melt the butter in a pan and stir in flour to form a paste. Remove from the heat and stir in milk slowly, to avoid forming lumps. Put back onto the heat and bring to a boil and then down to a simmer. Add cheese if using and continue stirring until smooth.

In a pie or baking dish, make a thin layer of the lentil sauce, put lasagne sheets on top (you will probably have to break them up into pieces to spread evenly across) and add a generous layer of white sauce. Repeat until you are at the top of the dish – will probably make 3 layers. On the top layer, add white sauce and then sprinkle with cheese.

Put the dish in the oven and bake for 20-30 minutes, until you can put a knife through and feel that the lasagne sheets are soft and cooked, and the cheese on top has browned. Serve with salad or vegetables.

Boring post, but TELL ME THIS DOESNT LOOK DELICIOUS:

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And proof that it wasn’t just the adults in the house who had second helpings:
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